maanantai 14. marraskuuta 2011

Halloween tale

Once upon a time there was a company teeming with busy little workers. The workers were not allowed to leave the company, for horrible things happened when ever they did. This past halloween the guards fell a sleep on duty after a devious sleeping potion somehow found its way into their evening milk. While the guards were asleep the workers creeped out through the company walls.

As it happened there were a lucky and corageous journalist who happened to witness the escape. conquerring her fear, as the workers had not seen the light of day and were not like us "normal" mundane people anymore, she followed them through the night. Eventually the guards woke up from their stupor, hunted the workers down and locked them up back at the company.

Strongly disturbed by everything she had seen, the journalist decided to show the world the true faces of the company workers as a word of caution for when ever they would manage to escape again. 

here is the infamous leader of the workers whom i believe needs no introduction


dont let this workers bright smile fool you coz he will hunt you down and you will never be able to live it down
 The cow girl from the wild wild wiiild west, how can you protect yourself while tied down like a calf

 the creep is one of the oldest workers and one of the meanest ones as well
 The kitty cat went a little crazy after an unfortunate chemicall accident which fumes made her the pussy cat she is now
 there was a pries visiting the company offering guidance angel fell inlove with him and was devastated after he left. she has not stopped crying since. do not let her console you...
 gi jane the protector will crush you, guys guard yourselves
 the she devil may not look dangerous but do not let the appearances fool you
 lady gag does not go anywhere without her barbed wire accessoires
 One of the ladies of the night. you will not know what hit you before its too late
 Pretty and kind the devil in discuise. what ever you do... do not look into her eyes
 The woodland spirit has been deprived of spirits in the company she will gladly take yours in a heart beat
 Sailors be aware of the looove marine he is related to the sirens
 you can propably figure out what he will do to you...
 another lady of the night. whatch out the hair, its electric
 he scares his victim so theyll tear their hair out... he is a bit concious about his hair loss
 she actually is out of this world

this lady of the night never goes anywhere without her creepy crawly friends
 She looves everything that shines, especially rubies but will setlle for less
 Tribal... well he is tribal. lets leave it at that
 dunk juan is not after your virginity... only
 she never washes coz she is afraid of water so you can count the amount of her victims from the layers of blood on her.
 the wolfman is only dangerous during full moon
 she idolises the fifties house wifes although she will not let her "husbands" leave the house.
 here they are getting ready for the night
 So you will not forget how they look like here are all of them together
Dont worry they are now securely locked up withing the company walls... until next time they manage to escape.

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